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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."
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"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"
"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"
"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones."
"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout."
"What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher."
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his entire family"
"What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years."