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Joke of the Day
"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"
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"I used to think the brain was the most important organ Then I thought, look what's telling me that."
"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes"
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."
"First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop."
"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("