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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."

"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks."

"Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward."

"What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !"

"I hate seeing people I know on Tinder My girlfriend has some explaining to do..."

"Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

"The Dirty Dancing lift, except I'm throwing her off a cliff."

"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""