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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."

"A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee."

"My daughter is playing ""you can't find me, Mommy""... I'm playing ""I'm not trying, Suckaaaa""."

"Why is /r/jokes so keen to build a wall to keep things out that aren't funny? They're afraid of the competition."

"I pet my dog and he didn't wag his tail. Is he seeing someone else? Is the magic gone? Do we need to spice things up? I'll dress like a cat."

"TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine off the coast of Guatemala Woops, wrong sub."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I live across the street from a KFC."

"An archeologist found a tampon. He wondered what period it was from. (Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)"

"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."