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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? You have perfect eyesight."

"Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair? Because they were under a buck."

"I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond."

"""Tell me about yourself"" Well, I'm a Canadian- ""Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"""

"Accidentally poured myself a glass of vodka at 9am. Accidentally drank it too. I'm so fcuking clumsy."

"Who is Vietnam's greatest superhero? Vietman."

"I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? no more interruptions! WHEN D now!"

"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate... They'll kill your dog."