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Joke of the Day

"What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more? Philip Hoffman's belt."

"My math teacher told me that 3/5 of the kids in my class don't understand fractions Thankfully I'm a part of the other 3/5."

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist.... I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys... then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled ""FUCK ME!"" What happened next will haunt me the for the rest of my life..."

"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."

"Just saw the coolest magic trick! Ticketmaster turned a $15 concert ticket into $38.95"

"GATHER ROUND! Lets tell a story one word at a time. Lets tell a story one word at a time beginning with: THE Hopefully this turns into a joke post or the most captivating story ever."

"I went to a vegetarian restaurant I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."

"The French are a very religious people... I talked to some of them, and they are all *Je suis* this, an *Je suis* that."

"What do you call a secret agent running for the bus? A Russian spy."

"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"