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Joke of the Day
"Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night."
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"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"
"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."
"GARY JOHNSON: let me debate, i wanna debate, lemme lemme MODERATOR: FINE! how will you deal with big banks JOHNSON: like...river banks, or"
"I didn't know about Reddit in college That's how I graduated"
"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."
"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? So she could moan with the other."
"When I see crying children and miserable parents- I run to the bathroom, crush up my birth control, and snort it."
"I like my women how I like my books With an amazing climax"