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Joke of the Day

"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."

"Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets? They take the senor discount."

"Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry"

"Being with a whore.... Is like sitting on a warm toilet seat. You didn't see the last guy leave, but you know someone was just there."

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."

"What did MC Hammer name his son? Arman."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese newspaper. Get it?"

"Dang I didn't make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row"

"My neighbour is on his front porch wearing a Halloween mask and oven mitts while trying to remove a wasps nest. This should be interesting."

"turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'"