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Joke of the Day
"I didn't know about Reddit in college That's how I graduated"
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"What is the difference between a feminist and a machist? The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first."
"Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch."
"son i wanted to let u know u were adopted my dad said are u kidding rlly i shouted yup get ready he said they'll be picking you up in about a hour"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Hot and all over my pants."
"90 years from now, they'll sing songs about the courage and bravery you displayed during the great ""Instagram Selling Your Photos"" skirmish."
"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."
"My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!"
"Mom: ""Do you want this?"" Me: ""No."" Mom: ""Ok I'll give it to your brother."" Me: ""No I want it."""
"I play a drinking game where i drink everytime i get an answer right on Jeopardy. Its a good way to stay sober."