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Joke of the Day

"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."

"I'd Like to Make A Pun About Weed, But... I don't want to be blunt about it"

"Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? ""who is it?"""

"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"

"Are you in the comments? 'cause the real joke is always in the comments."

"Why do Mexican students act like they own the school? Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof"

"How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator"

"I think I'm just going to date procrastination... It just makes sense, it's been fucking me every day since high school."