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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my books With an amazing climax"
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"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."
"What do you call an English rock band that is high? THE ROLLING STONED!"
"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"
"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"
"I got probed by an alien last night Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands"
"In Soviet Russia Assholes are like Opinions KGB only lets you keep one of them"
"DTF (Down time finally) -mom's everywhere"
"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."
"I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!"