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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my books With an amazing climax"
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"me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm"
"Live Shark ""Can I buy a live shark here?"" ""Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"" ""A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."""
"What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer? Neither one is a squirrel."
"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."
"It is always the wrong time of month."
"A history professor was given a boring lecture about Russian dictators Finally, an exasperated student exclaimed,""stop, you're putin me to sleep"""
"What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? Senseless Slaughter..."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."
"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."