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Joke of the Day
"In china, tried Donkey meat yesterday.... It tasted like ass."
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"How much of a difference is there between the penis and testis? A vas deferens."
"I went to a nudist casino... ...I lost my shirt at the poker tables."
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute with no legs? Dragon Lips."
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"Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."
"My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg."
"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""
"I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part."
"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"