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Joke of the Day
"I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part."
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"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"
"What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ? The smell of their fingers."
"""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" he screamed at his phone. Everyone else on the train hugged their phones a bit closer."
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"
"What is the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm!"
"How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb? Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs."
"I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play on my drums. I also learnt that my neighbour has Tourette's."
"Telemarketer: Are you a homeowner? Me: How big are your lips? Telemarketer: .... Me: Your lips. Are they huge? *click*"
"PATIENT: I've been so stressed out lately. What can I do? DR DOG (tail wagging like crazy): Studies show that petting dogs relieve stress"