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Joke of the Day
"My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg."
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"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."
"mall santas make me mad becuase its like as if we need another reason to give jobs to old white men"
"What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer."
"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."
"So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s."
"Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga."
"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son. We live in a patriarchal society where they're not considered as important or valid."
"God I hate hidden microphones They bug me so much!"
"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"