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Joke of the Day
"My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg."
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"You shouldn't commit any crimes after you marry someone. Why? Because you have a mother in law."
"Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?"
"Toasted bread is like parents If theyre black you have nothing to eat."
"The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning A dick rising to power!"
"Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!"
"It's hard to believe my teenage son hasn't got a job yet. I was sure his special skill of keeping it real' would impress any potential employers."
"Pretty proud that after all these years I still have the body of a 22 yr old triathlete. In my storage shed."
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"
"What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide"