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Joke of the Day
"I went to a nudist casino... ...I lost my shirt at the poker tables."
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"Did you here the joke about the dead guy? Nevermind, it's time has passed."
"You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people."
"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."
"Damn girl, are you r/Jokes? Because your shit's getting old."
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"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."
"Friendly like talking"
"Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in his field."
"Everybody is tweeting ""OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS MARCH"", I'm like tf' you you think came after February ? February Jr.?"