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Joke of the Day
"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""
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"Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza? Little Caeser's"
"This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other"
"So a Priest says to a Rabbi.... ""Hey, we should go fuck those kids..."" and the Rabbi says: ""Outta what?"""
"Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud? Dog: *pants*"
"Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months."
"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph"
"Two guys are peeing off the side of a high bridge. First guys says: ""Water sure is cold."" Second guys says: ""And deep"""
"What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital? Being made comfortable."
"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later."