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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."

"I don't mind hopping on the bandwagon every once in a while, but seriously, it's 2010. Buy a fucking car already."

"Why did the moth go into the dentist's office? The light was on."

"A Buddhist walks over to a hotdog stand He goes to the vendor and says ""Make me one with everything."""

"i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally."

"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"

"A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"

"Well my father always told me, ""when life gives you lemons, chances are you're in the fruit aisle and shouldn't overthink the situation Edit: words"

"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"