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Joke of the Day
"What's the Difference between like, love and showing off?? Spit, Swallow and Gargle"
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"What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!"
"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."
"Yes, mother, I have gained weight. No, it was not appropriate to point it out by pinching my muffin top in front of thirty people."
"What does a pirate do for entertainment? Whatever floats his boat."
"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""
"Pretty proud that after all these years I still have the body of a 22 yr old triathlete. In my storage shed."
"Doctor: ""Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."""
"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."
"What did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing"