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Joke of the Day

"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"

"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."

"How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb? Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb."

"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."

"How much space is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."

"In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside."

"As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute.."

"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"