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Joke of the Day
"Why ""hooters""? Who decided breasts looked like owls? They were wrong."
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"I've compiled my bucket list. 4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits."
"When my husband goes outside to investigate a strange noise, how long do I have to wait before un-pausing the show we were watching?"
"What did the stamp say to the letter? Lick my ass and I'll take you places you've never been before."
"I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill."
"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."
"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."
"It's incredible how many movies and tv-shows use Sandstorm by Darude in their soundtracks. YouTube commenters have been surprisingly helpful sourcing this information."
"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."
"It's hard being a single mother If you're a teenage boy without kids"