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Joke of the Day

"What did the stamp say to the letter? Lick my ass and I'll take you places you've never been before."

"I missed going to the gym today. So that's 20 years in a row now."

"Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany... but they still called him Herr Jordan."

"Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son ""Dad, will we take her home and eat her?"" Dad ""No, we will take her home and eat your mom."""

"Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job."

"Are you a hydroelectric source of power? ...cause dam!"

"Well, I've been clean 6 days now. This 'showering' thing is amazing."

"What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."