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Joke of the Day

"Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant. One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied."

"What's the difference between a radical feminist and a suicide bomber? One's being triggered and one's pulling the trigger."

"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."

"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"

"Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs."

"Bartender: What can I get you, gorgeous? Me: The blood of all my enemies. Bartender: Me: Bartender: Me: Miller Light"

"Start a slow-clap in a quiet, crowded room. The first person that joins you, marry them. They're your soulmate."

"I have an EpiPen A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker? 30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"