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Joke of the Day
"First thing you do in the school of rock? Rock enroll."
Next Joke
"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."
"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""
"Doctor Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!"
"Can everyone please stop making political posts? You're never going to be able to make anything funnier than reality."
"If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?"
"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"
"Why cant you trust stairs? they are always up to something..."
"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"