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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"
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"What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you."
"I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff."
"ME: my son ran away COP: we won't rest until we find him ME: [swiping LEGO aside with both feet] no rush"
"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."
"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""
"Why is the area between the boobs and the ass called the 'waist?' Because you could easily fit two more boobs down there."
"What noise does a Russian Sheep make? It Blyats."
"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."
"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."