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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"
Next Joke
"Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck."
"Rumours of a food shortage..... Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies."
"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein."
"A stunning pregnant blonde insisted on having a laparoscopic caeserian"
"I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible."
"What's worse than the Holocaust? Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time."