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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America."
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"Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room."
"Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you"
"So a jew walked out of a bank... LOL no he didn't"
"What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons? a Filipino"
"Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood"
"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."
"So, being a mirror inspector... ...is a job I could really see myself doing."
"What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail"
"The only thing my girl friend blows Is everything out of proportion"