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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"
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"Why do Jamaican philosophers shit together? Because they discuss tings."
"Smiling is disencoursged in my country. It isn't illegal but it is frowned upon."
"[magic show] MAGICIAN {fanning out deck of cards}: Pick a card, any card... ME: Your VISA card MAGICIAN: God dammit!"
"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."
"Why was the candle mad at his friend? He blew him off."
"Knock knock Who's there? Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so old she invented knock knock jokes"
"Stops rape every time Consent"
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer Bartender replies ""For you, no charge""."
"looks vs personality Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality."