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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."
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"What did the wall say the the other wall Meet you at the corner"
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"What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half of a worm in an apple"
"I read all tweets with poor grammar and word choice in a Cookie Monster voice."
"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"
"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"
"[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU Me, floating back to hell: dang"
"I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt..... So, I made a move on her."