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Joke of the Day
"I wish I had firearms. Or maybe one firearm and one regular arm."
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"wife [text] I'm so proud of you for sticking to your diet me [can't respond because there's powdered donut on my fingers]"
"Neil never had a girlfriend... So Neil Armstrong."
"How not to be funny. /r/funny"
"Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon."
"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"
"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"
"Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone."
"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"
"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."