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Joke of the Day
"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
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"What do performing oral sex on a constipated woman and working for the Mafia have in common? One wrong slip of the tongue and you'll probably wind up in deep shit."
"Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery! I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis."
"Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy? Go for the juggler."
"What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !"
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore"
"You say to-MAY-to and I also say to-MAY-to because nobody says to-MAH-to. Nobody."
"What do you call a guy that can't make a joke? A dead one."
"Two cows are standing in a barn. Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."
"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"