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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"Why did the lady stare at the orange juice? Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!"

"Why are the Jews angry about the new $20 bill? Because it's only worth $12 now"

"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"A banker broke up with his girlfriend... He lost interest."

"If Chuck Norris is running late, time slows down. It knows better."

"What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur"

"In general, the wronger it is, the louder it's shouted."

"What is red and crawls up your leg? An abortion with homesickness."

"What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A pinat"