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Joke of the Day
"I love pussy, It's the cunt around it I cant stand"
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"Whenever somebody says ""it removes the toxins from your body"" I know that they are dumber than me"
"I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; ""touchdown!"""
"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."
"I think I lost an electron I'm feeling pretty positive though"
"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."
"Kim Kardashian just had a miscarriage... Her next show is going to be called 'Mopping Up After A Kardashian'"
"People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face."
"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"
"Coworker: ""How was your weekend?"" Me: ""You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."""