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Joke of the Day

"People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face."

"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."

"What do you call someone who failed rehab? Back on crack"

"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."

"How Many Tickles Does it Take to Make a Octopus Laugh? ten-tickles"

"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."

"What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's"

"""Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?"" ""No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."""