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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: ""How was your weekend?"" Me: ""You know, they killed Socrates because he asked too many questions."""

"Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did."

"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."

"SURPRISE! -Sharts"

"Why did the guy gay go to prison? For HOMO-cide."

"cop joke He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""

"I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years.. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Why are most cemeteries fenced in? Because everyone is dying to get in"

"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"

"I used to work at a calendar store But they fired me for taking a day off."