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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where did the Martian put his teacup? A: On his flying saucer."
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"Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days? He forgot the safe word."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."
"What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!"
"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."
"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."
"So a silver mine collapsed in Germany... So a silver mine collapsed in Germany, I guess you could say that's one mein fuhrer. I don't know if that exists or not, but as far as I know, I made that up."
"Did you hear about the guy that went to court over a stolen bag? It was a brief case."
"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"
"Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet"