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Joke of the Day

"So a silver mine collapsed in Germany... So a silver mine collapsed in Germany, I guess you could say that's one mein fuhrer. I don't know if that exists or not, but as far as I know, I made that up."

"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"

"Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting."

"My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places... Like home. Go home."

"My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs."

"Why was the girl in such a bad mood when she got out of jail? She had a period at the end of her sentence."

"Good thing the flames... Didn't make it to the cup. They would be playing water polo, not ice hockey."

"Finally I have an excuse for getting fat, heard on radio about girl who been eating in her sleep ... That's it, I've got that !"

"What did the pirate say to the flying prostitute? Land ho!"

"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."