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Joke of the Day

"Dear God, I asked about atheism today."

"If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway."

"Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap."

"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal, a dog. It's a pretty Shitzu"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !"

"What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers? A Virgin."

"Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison."

"A boy asks his mother a question Boy: ""Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"" Mom: ""That's because your aunt likes flowers."" Boy: ""Mom, what do you like?"" Mom: ""Oh, be quiet Richard"""

"There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them."

"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."