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Joke of the Day

"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"

"At the Bar last evening, there was a blackout.... ..Good thing, I had a light beer."

"As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards... I'm just afraid of commitment."

"How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break."

"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""

"What did Napoleon have up his sleevies? His armies!"

"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."

"What do you call a chicken at the north pole? Lost."

"I just held the door open for a Japanese guy and he said, ""Sank you"" So I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor just like that."

"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."