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Joke of the Day

"What even is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."

"Hey, if it doesn't work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever."

"Today I got told I am condescending....... That means I talk down to people"

"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"

"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."

"Why do lesbians never cook? Because they eat out."

"What do you call a bird that has been molested? Rustled Crow"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?)."