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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird that has been molested? Rustled Crow"
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"The wife of a programmer tells him.. ""Honey, would you please go to the store and get us a watermelon for the barbeceu. If they have eggs get a dozen."" He came back with twelve watermelons."
"Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!"
"chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it"
"If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too"
"BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12"
"How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They only screw playoff games"
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stomp out burning ducks."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"Why did the french chef go to the police? Escargot stolen."