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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank espresso before it was cool."
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"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."
"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."
"What does a confused student at Hogwarts study? Which craft?"
"I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and people kept calling me a pedophile, just because I'm 53 and she is 22... ...totally ruined our 10th anniversary."
"Robert Pattinson said Kristen Stewart humiliated him. Then he added it was even more humiliating than being in Twilight."
"Is it just me.... .... or were all the kids in the magic school bus show trippin balls."
"What do you call a small Mexican? A paragraph."
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard."
"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."