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"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank espresso before it was cool."
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"I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but you need to do it around the right people, otherwise they act like its a huge fox pass."
"I broke my arm playing golf today..."
"homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve"
"What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara? Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho"
"I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings."
"Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"Why is reddit bad grammar? Because you can't read a dit."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair, and a bed..."
"Pornhub has banned submissions of the Germany-Brazil game. They don't allow rape videos."