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Joke of the Day
"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."
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"Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?"
"""It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside"" ME: Oh thank god ""It's who you are on the inside"" ME: Dang"
"8/11 Never Forget What? Too Soon?"
"I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead"
"Why don't they let whales into strip clubs? They tend to humpback."
"Anyone who loses his arms shouldn't just throw them out. You never know when they'll come in handy."
"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."
"[job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength? I'm pretty humble. Actually, I'm incredibly humble. Amaaaaazingly humble."
"What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi."