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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."
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"""No Kanye, it's called Coney Island."" ""Kanye Island."" ""Coney Island"" ""Kanye Island."" ""Co... ney."" ""Kan... ye."""
"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."
"Did you know women are fantastic at exactly 70 things? 69ers, and making sandwiches."
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... ...so I went out and got drunk."
"Size matters... My penis looks huge when it's next to a map."
"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."
"You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best."
"What is the hardest Part about being a pedophile Fitting in"
"How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I'll let you know if we can be friends."