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Joke of the Day

"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."

"What do you call a car with a broken exhaust? Emission impossible"

"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock."

"Time to diet. Went to the neighborhood pool today and all the women dressed me with their eyes..."

"I saw a man at the beach screaming, ""Help, shark, help!"" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him."

"Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry..."

"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."

"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."

"What do you tell a pornstar right before their video to pump them up? Get your head in the game."

"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."