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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a pornstar right before their video to pump them up? Get your head in the game."
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"Tell the Punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"
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"Fidel Castro's last words Fidel Castro's final words were: ""revive me I have the ray gun"""
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"Knock knock Who's there? Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so old she invented knock knock jokes"
"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."