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"Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry..."
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"The first rule of Chinese Whisper Club: Don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub."
"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""
"I once had a girl who wanted to shit on my chest She really did a number on me"
"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."
"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."
"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."
"*in an interview* Me: Tell me a time when you really struggled in your previous job. Applicant: 5-7PM po. Me: Applicant: 8PM. Me:"
"A dog is ironing shirts and cursing under it's breath: ""What a fool I was! Bring me the slippers, my ass!""."
"Doggy style My wife and I haf sex doggy style last night...She rolled over and played dead, and I sat there and begged for it."