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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a gamer fights someone? An Asthma attack."
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"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck!"
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."
"Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping? They have too many ft. *edit for spelling"
"What do you call a woman with no ass? A friend"
"Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation."
"Shout out to people who block me cuz it hurts their feelings I occasionally fav them without following. You can also just ask me to stop :/"
"Saw a blonde taking a milk bath... I said: Is it pasturized? She said: No silly, it's only up to my tits."
"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."