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"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck!"
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"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association"
"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."
"Taking my 4 year old to see Straight Outta Compton. I can't remember ever being this excited for a movie that's rated G."
"Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin"
"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"
"The people who think Obamacare is failing thought George W. Bush was succeeding."
"What do you call a farmer in the army? E.I. G.I Joe."
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""
"Today is a military command: March Fourth!"