130405

Joke of the Day

"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink."

"Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament. He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth."

"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."

"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had a boner"

"Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu? He became one sick mother fucker."

"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"