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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of drooling Jesus? He's offering salivation."

"""I move that we eliminate paper money altogether and use only coins!"" - a stack of change purses disguised as a US Senator"

"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"

"I don't take my wallet to work because I'm afraid someone will steal it while I'm sleeping."

"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me."

"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"

"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."

"What fabric is Mario's overalls? Denim denim denim."