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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"

"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."

"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."

"BNAG! That's bang out of order."

"What did Tom hanks do in the woods? He took a forrest dump."

"[buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe!"

"how to see if theres a american on this post bill nye the science guy"

"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"

"What do you do when your leaders invade two countries and depose two leaders, inspiring the rise of ISIS? Call Trump Hitler."

"[x-ray] DOCTOR: wow ME: what DOCTOR: I don't know, there's a bunch of- ME: *eating a handful of pennies* a bunch of what"