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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes but it's not all it's cracked up to be."

"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."

"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""

"I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day.... It was a real milestone."

"What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals? Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber goes."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get too the other side lmao memeboi"

"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."

"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."

"How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane..."